Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
This is my favorite post.
is michelle obama real
This is embarrassing
man I been makin the turnip/turnup joke way before Michelle Obama she stealing my fuckin material fuck this bullshit America can’t ever let anyone else have shit this ain’t shit fuck this shit turn the fuck down